have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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