: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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