I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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