I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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