So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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