you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
