Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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