Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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