Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
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Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
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I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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