Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
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Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
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I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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