have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
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no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
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