Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
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it glows. i had to have it.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
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Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
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