people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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