We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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