we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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