I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
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Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
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Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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