the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
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