why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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