He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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