GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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