Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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