im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
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youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
It's official drugs can't kill me
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do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
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