C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
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he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
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So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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