rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Reggie can tackle my bush.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
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