we're blogging at a bar
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
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Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
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I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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