She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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