Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
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