i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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