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Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here

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(804): Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here http://tfl.nu/obgo

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I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?

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(813): I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins? http://tfl.nu/vjtk

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look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose

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(404): look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose http://tfl.nu/df7a

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You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone

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(480): You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone http://tfl.nu/wd7b

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I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.

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(815): I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire. http://tfl.nu/5e7s

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I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.

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(410): I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part. http://tfl.nu/xejt

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I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.

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(703): I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA. http://tfl.nu/tqpj

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nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table

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(778): nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table http://tfl.nu/3lt3

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Nobody in the ambulance liked me...

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(775): Nobody in the ambulance liked me... http://tfl.nu/5rji

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Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.

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(502): Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it. http://tfl.nu/685d

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Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof

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(907): Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof http://tfl.nu/yowz

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yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies

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(310): yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies http://tfl.nu/gofo

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When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.

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(602): When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises. http://tfl.nu/mg1c

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How's dating the med student working out for you?

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After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.

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A true anatomy project.

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(414): How's dating the med student working out for you? (715): After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was. (414): A true anatomy project. http://tfl.nu/in9w

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I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.

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(617): I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final. http://tfl.nu/105u

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