so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
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Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
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But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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