Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
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Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
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I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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