textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
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sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
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I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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