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(562): View more from California

hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available

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(303): View more from Colorado

He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.

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(303): View more from Colorado

stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.

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(517): View more from Michigan

My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.

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(647): View more from Ontario

Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.

(416): View more from Toronto

I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.

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(904): View more from Florida

We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy

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(602): View more from Arizona

The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here

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(520): View more from Arizona

Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.

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(551): View more from New Jersey

Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight

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