Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize