stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
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Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
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