tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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