absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
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You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
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I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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