just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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