She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
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Even my vagina gasped.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
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Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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