The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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