new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
The air was thick with penises
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
