remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
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Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
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They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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