Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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