The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
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