we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
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They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
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DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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