I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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