She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
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Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
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He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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