hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
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I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
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Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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