their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
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