you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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