I just saw a hot homeless man
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
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i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
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Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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