Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
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He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
My feet surprised me
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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