Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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