There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
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My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
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Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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