I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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